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March, 2004

  1. You deserve a break today.

    March 9, 2004 by Collin

    Derek was just saying, on behalf of half of my vocal fanbase, that my fans are tired of the half-assed comics and they want something better.

    I said, “How about I don’t post for a week then?” Maybe a break from them is what the fans really need.

    He didn’t feel that was the answer.

    I am going to have to do something different with the next one though. It’s going to be longer than the rubberband war, and I’ve noticed that even though I don’t change the width of my comic template when I add to the depth, the hosting site scales down the entire image proportionately so they get thinner and harder to read. So what I’m planning to do is adopt a comic-stip look for the next set rather than a comic-page look like I’ve been doing. I’ll begin work on the first one tonight (heh) and should have it posted before I go to bed.

    Also, my son said, after reading my last comic, that people may feel that I am mean to Derek since I always portray him as evil. Don’t get me wrong, he’s not ALWAYS evil. I’m sure he’s nice to puppies and bunnies (inside joke). I’m also not saying he’s one of those people who goes out of his way to be evil. For him, it’s effortless. If you haven’t already read how he nearly got me fired from the Gazette, head on over to his blog and check it out. For what’s it’s worth, I can laugh about it now.


  2. Half-Assed Comic #4 : Things to do in Colorado Springs when you’re dead

    March 7, 2004 by Collin

    This one took me a ridiculous amount of time. The first one took less time to finish than I spent designing the header. This one took 4x as long as the first and 2x as long as the third. Feh. I’m starting to care about the quality. This is bad. Mark my words, nothing good can come from this.

    For those of you still looking forward to these, my next comic is going to be a societal rant. Won’t THAT be fun?

    (Alternate text for search engines)Many years ago I was involved in a discussion with Joan and Derek at the gazette about ghosts (imagine that) and what we would do if we died and found ourselves in that situation: Joan said she planed to do all the traveling that she wasn’t able to do while she was alive… I can’t recall what Derek had planned on happening after he died, but I figure it will go like this: (Everyone who knows him will likely agree that a blow to the head will be his cause of death. I said that I would be as annoying as I possibly could. Nothing deadly of course, (who wants the company) just minor things like: Ectoplasmic willies, shoulder taps and wedgies of the damned. When I told my ex she said, “So nothing different then?” I guess not.


  3. Half-Assed Comic #3 : rubberband war is hell pt. 2

    March 4, 2004 by Collin

    The completion of the rubberband war.

    Although, since we have both been talking about this incident there has been an increasing number of rubberbands flying around work. Fortunately, we are seated far enough apart that they (so far) lack power by the time they reach their target.

    Derek engaged in some walk-by sniping today, and if we were keeping score (which I know he is) he’s in the lead as of now.

    (Alternate text for search engines) The first band caught him square in his eye. He jerked mostly from surprise and said, “Ah! You shot my eye!” The the second hit! “Ahhh! You shot my other eye!” I was laughing mostly out of surprise that they had actually hit him! I’m not known for my killer aim, so it was extra sweet! I was very glad that I hadn’t blinded him, (They were remnant bands form the supply closet so they didn’t have much punch, unlike the monsters that Derek brought) But my victory was as short as it was sweet. Later he ninja’d up on me and snapped one of those monster bands of his smack on my forehead. It hurt like hell and left a welt the size of a dime that lasted the rest of the night. So he took the lead in the war and later moved in for the kill. I was talking to another employee and had my back to him at the time, but he admits this is what happened… Okay, he didn’t actually blow his eye out the back of his skull. He did knock himself out of his chair and into unconsciousness though. We heard him hit the floor and went to see if he was okay. It took him a few minutes to recover his wits and his eye was crimson red for a few days. That marked the end of the war.


  4. A quickie

    March 3, 2004 by Collin

    Okay, I have nothing new today because I used last night to catch up on all of the sleep I’ve been missing out on. This morning I was actually semi-awake before the alarm went off. I know, excuses, excuses. So, here’s this. I’ll return to the Rubber Band War tonight.


  5. Half-Assed Comic #2 : Rubberband War is Hell

    March 2, 2004 by Collin

    This one is going to be a two-parter (at least). If you just can’t wait to see my side of the story play out, you can visit Derek’s site for his side of things. Just remember though, he’s quite biased. And evil.

    Also, I would like to say thanks to Nate Piekos at www.blambot.com for providing a great selection of comic style fonts free at his site to independent comic artists. He also has some very cool links from his site, as well as information for aspiring artists.