Okay, fine, the spammers win. I’ve turned on word verification for the comments even though I hate it. It’s an impediment to casual commenting, but it also seems to be pretty good at stopping all those people that want me to buy things for my willy and check out their fascinating refinancing “blogs”. So, to everyone who leaves comments, I’m sorry. I hope you don’t stop.
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Speaking of spam:
It’s a special kind of day when you open up your email and are greeted by this:
Twice.
Now my observations:
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Bad grammar, obviously. “And I show you…”. May as well have added “You love me long time sailor boy! Five dollah nookie!”
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I’ve never considered calling “that” the rabbit hole. I will say this: if he reaches the bottom you’ll be in for some pain ’cause Viagra doesn’t make “it” any longer, just more durable. Also, don’t stuff rabbits in there.
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For some reason* that last thought brought to my mind the ‘Rocky and Bullwinkle‘ cartoon. Specifically the magic trick segment.
B: “Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!”
R: “Again?”
B: “Nuthin’ up my sleeve, and… Presto!”
Baby: “Whaaaaaa!”
B: (shove) “Wrong hat.”
It’s probably a lot funnier in my head. And horribly more explicit. If you want a close approximation of what I’m thinking, picture Bullwinkle behind the Britney statue (you know the one) and she’s the hat. Now tell me, isn’t THAT an image you want trapped in your head?
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And there you go. I’ll have “Under the Sea” IF post at some point between now and Friday, even if I have to use old stuff. Have a good week.
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* I’m sick in the head.