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In support of my pants hypothesis

September 8, 2009 by Collin

The other day I saw an old man – he looked to be in his 70s or 80s – walking up Academy Blvd. He still had a jaunty – if slow – step, so life must not have been too cruel to him overall. He also had on a new pair of jeans. Yes, jeans. Jeans with the cuffs rolled up. About six inches worth of rolled cuffs. Why would he do that? I know why. Because he used to be taller. At least six inches taller. Gravity’s a bitch.



1 Comment »

  1. networkchic says:

    I agree….I hate the fact that no matter how high you manage to lift yourself, gravity is right there promising to pull you right back down.

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