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  1. A Puzzle! You love puzzles!

    June 14, 2005 by Collin

    I’ve seen this two other places now. I don’t recall where I first found it, but I downloaded it at that time to post about at some point. Then I saw it at Mango’s blog and it motivated me to go ahead and post it. Why not? Better late than never.

    Here’s the puzzle:

    The two marked squares ARE the same color, in spite of what your eyes are telling you.

    Here I’ve lined all of the main shapes to maintain the feel of the original image and in preparation for removing all other color and tone from the image.

    And here it is with the two colored squares isolated. I’ve done absolutely nothing to the color of the squares to make them the same. They always were the same. All I did is remove the colors that were influencing how your eye was perceiving them. Try it yourself with the original image if you don’t believe me.

    This is something that I originally learned of around 12 years ago when I was spending way too much money to commute to Denver for Art School. A similar image was used by my Color Theory instructor to demonstrate one of the Seven Types of Color Contrast. In this case, I’m pretty sure it’s Simultaneous Contrast.

    You can read more about illusions and see this one as well at this Wikipedia page. There is also another example of Simultaneous Contrast there involving a solid gray bar resting on a grey gradient and taking on the appearance of being a gradient itself.

    Also a LOT more info and cool stuff can be found here.

    This is why I loved Color Theory. I’m such an art geek.

    UPDATE: I googled the name on the picture and came up with this site. All the answers are here! I bet! ‘Cause I didn’t actually read it yet. But he has a page called “Explanation,” so unless that’s a lie… Um. Yeah.


  2. Another bad logo design.

    June 14, 2005 by Collin

    Once again this is my opinion. Like the mental health logo from awhile back. They are all probably awesomely happy with their… decisions.

    Since I was in the area with a camera for Trevor’s Tattoo Adventure I went ahead and took a photo of the other bad logo I’d mentioned. Here’s the entire sign:

    Those of you without a sick and twisted mind like mine might be wondering what’s so bad about this? Let’s zoom in, shall we?

    That HAS to be the most well hung capital “A” that has ever graced an alphabet. He has his choice of the letters when he’s feeling frisky. His package extends BELOW his LEGS! Perhaps a little modification will help the imagery a bit more:

    If it had been me designing the logo, and it wasn’t, I would have probably pushed for the non- John Holmes version where the “o” was turned into the acorn. A little more obvious but a lot less letter dong.

    There was one other shot that I really wanted to take of an object nearby but I didn’t and I’m afraid if I don’t remember to soon it will be gone forever… FOREVER! So we’ll see if that thought worries me enough to actually do something about it.


  3. It has been announced:

    June 13, 2005 by Collin

    There was white smoke seen coming from the courthouse chimney. It is official. Michael Jackson is the new pope.

    I wonder if he’ll be doing a cover of “An Innocent Man” on his next album?


  4. Trevor’s First Tattoo Adventure! In Space!

    June 13, 2005 by Collin

    Okay, not in space. As I might have mentioned, my brother Trevor decided to get a tattoo to celebrate the fact that he is now a man. Or something. Whatever his reasons, he wanted his first (and I’m finding that he wants even more, like, NOW) tattoo to be something drawn by me. It worked out that he was going with the afore posted dragon wing design. He went to “Art With A Pulse Tattoo, Inc.”, the outside of which is pictured here:

    They’ve been in business for 12 years and for the last ten years they’ve been voted the “Best Tattoo Shop” in Colorado Springs. They are certainly the best looking and cleanest shop I’ve ever been in. And, as fate would have it, they happen to be located right on my path to work, so every day that I’ve gone to work for the past five years I’ve driven by them. They opened at noon and we were about 12 minutes early so I took the opportunity to take the last two pictures of Trevor before his skin was forever marked with my doodle:


    Is it my imagination or does he look a bit worried… A tinch apprehensive… nah. He’s just bored.


    Here it is. This is the last time a photo will show this spot unmarked.

    They opened up a few minutes early and let us in which was nice of them. The first thing I noticed was how bright the studio looked. The second was the massive amount of cool stuff simply everywhere. Here are some inside shots and a few close-ups of things that caught my eye:


    Note the mirror*


    Cool stool.


    Cool skull.


    Heather and I both decided that Derek really needs one of these curtains for his kitchen. Not that we’ll buy it or anything. He just needs it.

    And the Adventure kicks into high gear:


    I really wish I had been prepared to take a shot of Trevor’s expression when the needle first hit. But I wasn’t. Dammit.


    The name of the artist doing the tat is Carl. Afterward Trevor said that he was a lot of fun to talk to and did a good job keeping him distracted from the sheer mortal agony that was tearing through his arm and burying itself deep, deep in his soul. I’m paraphrasing, of course. He’s also the only staff member who’s picture I intentionally took mainly because I already felt like I was being intrusive with my camera as it was. Not through anything that was said by anyone there of course. Everyone was very friendly in fact. I just get that way when I’m carrying a camera and I don’t know why. That’s the reason I have so few pictures of my time in England. I’m strange. Now back to Trevor and his latest exercise in pain:


    Seconds before I took this photo Trevor was crying, but he sucked it up before I could snap the button. Seriously. Okay, not seriously. He never even made a sound other than when he was talking. He didn’t even admit that it hurt at all until we were almost done eating lunch at Subway.


    Here’s a mirror shot I took in an attempt to get a good view of the needling. It wasn’t too successful. I did get a good photo of my big belly though. And my camera purse. Damn, I’m sassy.


    See that expression or Trevor’s face? I get that a lot from him. No idea why.


    Here it is part way done. I don’t know if I was doing Trevor a favor by having Carl stop for a minute or not.


    Almost done now… Any minute… Just hang in there…


    And here it is! Look at that smile! I figure it either means, “Man that looks great!” or “Gosh I’m glad the needle has stopped!” I’ll post another picture after the tattoo has healed. He’s already trying to get me to design the next piece he wants. And there you have it. Trevor’s First Tattoo Adventure! Not In Space!


    *The guy walking forward in the mirror is the artist who I talked to at length about what I would need to do in order to start selling my designs as flash. He was very informative, helpful and encouraging. He also checked out the sketchbook that I had brought along and actually seemed to like my work. I know it sounds strange, but very little artwork I do seems “good” to me. I have no idea why. I also didn’t catch his name because my mind was still trying to wrap itself around the idea that I might finally be able to do something with my art that I could enjoy, but I’ll be back by there with more questions I’m sure.


  5. Zombie fans take note:

    June 10, 2005 by Collin

    Especially zombie fans who are lucky enough to own an iPod (Trevor). I originally found a link to these stories back when there was only one book written in the trilogy. I probably linked to it then, but I wasn’t able to read it because I find it very difficult to read a book on a computer. I like to be able to roam with my books and I don’t have a laptop. Boing Boing recently posted a review of Monster Island and it has renewed my interest. I will get these read or I will die and rise from the dead trying.

    But if you are fortunate enough to own an iPod you can download the first two books to read on it. This sounds to me like it might be a bit tough to do since the screen is so small, so I was hoping at least one of you (Trevor) would give it a shot and let me know how it goes.


  6. CliparToon #60: Some girls shouldn’t have dolls.

    June 10, 2005 by Collin

    I’m not sure which is creepier: The head on the doll or the head on the girl. You can tell by the eyes that the doll is in charge.


  7. Well, no more time to change the tat.

    June 10, 2005 by Collin

    Trevor called last night and said that he was going to get the tattoo Saturday at noon. I thought it was a month or more down the road. Youth. At least he’s happy with the design and I’ve shown it to several people at work and they all agree that it’s “cool”. I printed it out at size and I’m a little concerned that the lines get a bit too thin in spots. We’ll see how it turns out.

    I hope to go tomorrow morning to watch it done and talk with the tattooist a bit about flash and such. I’ll try to remember to charge my batteries and bring my camera as well, if they’ll allow it, to immortalize the moment. I’ll post what pictures I can get at some point.

    I also have to call them after noon and find out if, in addition to the camera, I can bring the kiddos. There may not be a problem with the boy since he’s 12, but the girl’s 5. There might be “laws” or some such. If they can’t go I’ll have to figure something out or there may be no picture taking for me. I do hope they can go though because the girl LOVES drawing on herself and used to say she couldn’t wait to get a tattoo until she found out it involves pain. With luck Trevor will cry and it’ll further reinforce that image in her wee noggin. We’ll see.

    In a bit I’ll be posting a new CliparToon. I seem to have to dropped to one a week. That’s not good.


  8. My Watch Dog

    June 9, 2005 by Collin

    On his blog Justin linked to an interesting Flash tools website that I used to create this:

    Now my doggie has scary clown eyes that follow you. Fun, huh? Suit yourself.

    For added fun, check this one out:

    My apologies to anyone who doesn’t have Flash or finds the page is loading very slowly.


  9. A troll and a tat, just like that.

    June 9, 2005 by Collin

    Many years back… 15 in fact, I was stationed in England and my mom wrote me a letter asking me to draw a troll for Trevor for his birthday. He was about to turn four at the time and was really into trolls. The “Billy Goat Gruff” kind, not the “Skanks at the Bar after 2am” kind that we had on base at the NCO club. This was back when I still had dreams of becoming a “real” artist, but before I’d had any actual training beyond two awesome classes in High School. As much as it might surprise you, there is no sarcasm in that statement. It was those classes and particularly the teacher – Mr. Stevens – that placed me on the artistic path.

    Trevor came by the apartment last night and dropped off the troll that I drew for him back in ’90 so that I could scan it. Here it is:


    (click to make bigger)

    He also talked more about the tattoo he wants. On Tuesday he didn’t know what he wanted, just that he wanted it to be something I’ve drawn. The only thing that I’ve drawn recently that I really liked the look of is the dragon ribbon. I don’t think I’ve ever drawn a better dragon head than that one. Of course he doesn’t want a ribbon on his skin no matter how much it might help my sales so I said I would modify it. Yesterday I removed the text, the second wing and the color since it’s going to be a black line job and gave him a printout when he dropped by my work. This is what it looks like right now:

    The location he’s going to put it on is his right deltoid (shoulder, on the side) with the face facing forward.

    I still plan on doing some further variations of it, like taking out the wing altogether and putting in a body of some sort, as long as I can get it to flow well.

    It seems he really liked it as it is so earlier that day he took the printout to the shop where he’s going to be inked – Art With A Pulse – to find out how much it would cost. They told him it would be $160 and apparently they really liked the design. The way he said it, they REALLY liked the design. Now he’s trying to talk me into putting together some kind of Flash* book that he could take over to show them when he finally gets the tattoo placed by way of many, many needle jabs under his skin. What do you all think of that idea? I’ve thought about it before but never really pursued it, since I don’t really know much about the “biz.”

    * Flash in this case isn’t the program. This Flash is a generic, non-custom tattoo that is handy for people who want something tattooed but don’t know what they want. Go here for more info about tattoos. Knowledge is power and impresses the chicks far more than a tattoo on your forehead.


  10. Fun Things

    June 8, 2005 by Collin


    Seeing an elderly woman who’s mammoth Cadillac was cut off by a lumbering white pickup truck pull up alongside of him, lightly tap her horn and toss him quite an impressive bird. Full extension with a bit of a flick for emphasis. Go granny!

    A guy hitchhiking at a bus stop. Standing there with his thumb out all sad looking. As I drove past I thought, Man. Isn’t there something in the hitchhikers handbook about choosing your location? How can I have much sympathy for this guy when I know a ride will be along for him shortly?

    Having lunch with Heather when a homeless guy wanders in from the street and eats food that was left behind at the table next to us. Somehow, I didn’t see this. Heather did however and I did see him wobble over to some other tables looking for more noshies before he headed down the stairs to the bathroom. He was down there for at least ten minutes. I wonder what the crew found in there at the end of the day.

    I’m a bit of a freak about germs when it comes to food and eating utensils. I got it from my mom. I’ve passed some of it along to my son. Got to have some traditions. Monday night after getting back from the grocery store I started to make fish sticks for dinner. When I opened the box it was soggy and all of the little sticks were mostly thawed. Money’s tight but my impulse was still to toss them out and call it a loss. I was telling Heather about it on the phone and she talked me into cooking them. Both kids said they were the best fish sticks they had ever eaten. Naturally I didn’t tell them the secret. The girl would have been fine with it but the boy would have been ooked.

    I really like Richard Cheese’s new CD, but I saw at his site you can get all three of his CDs with an autographed storage box for…um… more than I had to spend but still. It would have been extra cool.